[Evan Blum]
I know this guy named Jack who needs a really good smack
I wish I could break him in half like a Kit Kat bar
The man thinks he's a star
Got lots of money, big house, nice car
I'm not saying that's not a thing to go after
But do you really gotta go and act like a bastard?
Plastered, on his face, look like a permanent smug
Attitudes like that make me permanent shrug
I just don't get it, don't wanna sound like a cynic
But life is a joke, and so is everyone in it
If he wasn't my boss, I would say this here
Yeah, straight to his face and I make it real clear
[Evan Blum & Cricket]
You think you're the shit (you're still gonna die)
And made yourself rich (you're still gonna die)
You've got a nice whip (you're still gonna die)
So why be such a prick while you're still alive?
Got a nice grips (you're still gonna die)
Your girl got fake tits (you're still gonna die)
Pond full of Koi fish (you're still gonna die)
So why be such a prick while you're still alive?
[Evan Blum]
Lots of people don't really even think about it
Let alone make a song and rap and sing about it
Let alone a song that got a catchy ring about it
Doesn't matter 'cause we can't do a thing about it
Really hate to say, we all go the same way
Hell, you and I might go the same day
Doesn't matter how much lettuce you put inside your body
How many times you lace up and go jogging
Good person, do people favours
Go to the church, be a good neighbour
Win the Nobel Peace Prize, on the gold plaque
Give a homeless man the shirt right off your own back 'cause
[Evan Blum & Cricket]
Live a good life (you're still gonna die)
You could do it all right (you're still gonna die)
Never cheat on your wife (you're still gonna die)
You might as well sit back, enjoy the ride
Never run a red light (you're still gonna die)
Never start a fist fight (you're still gonna die)
Only eat egg whites (you're still gonna die)
You might as well sit back, enjoy the ride
You're still gon' die
Man, you won't survive
No matter what you try
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gon' die
(Oh, baby you're still, still, still gonna die)
You're still gonna die
Man you won't survive
(Oh no, you won't make it alive)
No matter what you try
You're still gonna, still gonna, still gon' die
Oh baby you're still, still, still gonna die
You're still gonna die
Oh no, you won't make it alive
