Nah I don’t smoke them cigarettes cause they ain’t no good for you
And you would never see me wear those fancy pointy shoes
But they do…
And I don’t do no martial arts like Tai Chi or Kung Fu
And I don’t like sushi restaurants, please tell me that you don’t
Cause they do…
But I can show you how to chill on a Monday
And I can show you how to live it up on a Sunday afternoon…
And you should know
That I do like all the things you are
I don’t mean the song, but I mean that I like you
(Like in the song…)
And I think that you and I belong
I hope you don’t mind that I don’t mind the things they mind
Like Armani jeans, no I don’t like that
But they do
Now, I don’t ever meditate like all the other goons
And I’m not some pretentious f*** who plays didgeridoo
But they do... oh yes they do
But I can show you how to drink on a Tuesday
And I can show you how to get it on on a Wednesday evening or any other evening And I can show you how to stay in bed on a Thursday afternoon…
And you should know
That I do like all the things you are
I don’t mean the song, but I mean that I like you
(Like in the song…)
And I think that you and I belong
I hope you don’t mind that I don’t mind the things they mind
Like Armani jeans, no I don’t like that
But they do
Yeah I do like all the things you are
And I think that you and I belong
I hope you don’t mind that I don’t mind the things they mind
Like the other crap, no I don’t like that
But they do
