Tom: C A|---------|---------|----1------|-------2--| E|--3-3-3--|--3-3-3--|--3-----1--|--3----1--| C|--3------|--3------|--3---3----|--2----2--| G|--0------|--0------|--0--------|--2----0--| [Verse 1] Cadd9 Am Dm G Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time Cadd9 Am Dm G Fuck Santa, he's just out to get your dime Fmaj7 C6 Dm C Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck all that mistletoe Dm Em11 Am Dm G White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where e'er you go Am Am7 Am6 F And bloated men in shopping malls, all going ho, ho, ho C G C G It's fucking Christmastime again [Verse 2] Cadd9 Am Dm G Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show Cadd9 Am Dm G Fuck reindeer, and all that fucking snow Fmaj7 C6 Dm C Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose Dm Em11 Am Dm G And fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking goes Am Am7 Am6 F Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it just drives us all insane C Am Go tell the elves to fuck themselves Dm G C It's Christmastime again