Tom: G G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? [Verse] G Close that door D Go away G D That's right, you just scared me G Oh my god G I'm not dead D I'm not dead D I'm not dead Bm I'm not deeeaad N.C. No no no no G I'm not here... D G I'm a sleepy baby Bm G Oooh boohoo D my nightmares are bad Am but I'm sleeping N.C. Go fuuuuuump yourself [Chorus] G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? [Verse 2] G D Oh-kay, good.. yes G Bm You put me in the shhhiddeeee toilet Em (Oh,) but that's okay... A D Don't listen to the noises of the night [Chorus] G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? [Bridge] G Boy oh boy, oh boy D Oh boy, oh bo- G Oh, boned; oh boned, I am! C Over to the other side... Em OKAY I LOOKED BACK- Am D GET UP, GET UUUPP!!! [Chorus] G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping D I'm sleeping G D Can you hear me snoring? G I'm sleeping Am I'm sleeping Bm G Can you hear me snoring? N.C. Ohh... that's my head... in your mouth; I am dead.