The other night I tried to go to a show But the man at the door He told me no He said, "No one under 21 allowed" But he must have been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd He said, "You can't buy an alcoholic drink" "So we don't care what you really think" [Chorus]: Why's this happened to me And the show was for free It sucks to be Under 21 So I went and got myself a plan that would work And I went on home and got a real short skirt And I flirt my way right through that goddamn door But once inside the music was no more Well I guess I got there just a bit too late I guess it's just my luck It's just my fate (Repeat Chorus) I only want to have a little fun But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"