Tightrope walk Tiptoe so delicately Think and talk All simultaneously Got to say what you mean in the most polite of ways Balance beam You’ve got charisma and you’re so p.c. Ought to be on television Colgate whites probably glow when you turn out the lights But how many pins can you juggle ‘fore they all come crashing down? That mind must get awfully muddled with so many voices spinning round Tightrope walk Tiptoe so delicately Think and talk All simultaneously Got to say what you mean in the most polite of ways