So I got a text the other day
And he was like
Hey, heard your song on Spotify
Love the new direction and the track is tight
But I had a small note about that one line
Am I supposed to be the guy with tattoos on his thighs?
And I'm like: Yes, that's you
Hate to be rude
But you're the worst
And I wrote it about you
I saw him typing, then the bubble went away
Then he hit me back, Oh cool, well anyway
You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But no offensе
But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth grader
Writе your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
You're a puppy hater, gold-digger
Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
Hey, did you block me on Instagram?
And I'm like, Yeah
'Cause you're the type of guy to push your grandma down the stairs
Steal her money and leave her there
You wanna be friends?
Well isn't that nice, isn't that cute?
I can watch you play pretend
But in the end
But you're an ass-kisser
Eighth grader
Write your notes on graph paper
Loud neighbor
Line cutter
God, you're such a motherfucker
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
You're a puppy hater, gold-digger
Emmy losin' actor, dick rider, gaslighter
Start a bunch of house fires
And you wonder why I don't call back?
You are bad, but
Not like that
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
No grandmas were harmed in the making of this song
Except his
