Tom: Db
Db Gb
When I was ten years old,a man on the internet
Told me I had porn star tits
Ebm
I didn't know what that meant
Ab
But I knew he was getting off on it
Db
So I wore a bikini top under my v-neck
Gb
Went to the mall to try on some makeup
Ebm
Walked into GameStop looking for attention
Ab
But all I got was condescension
Gb
In seventh grade, I figured out
Ebm
That my porn star tits are pretty powerful
Db Gb
They make boys be nice to me for a week
Db
Then they trade that shit like Pokemon cards
Gb
Swapping my body with somebody else's
Ebm
That's metrically hotter than mine
Ab Db
How can I, a seven, compete with all these nines?
(Dude, she thinks she's a seven)
Well, I guess I could steal their boyfriends
Gb
Or I guess I could go to church
Ebm Ab Bb Db
I either play the whore or Madonna and I'm not sure which one's worse
Bought a pack of Marlboro Reds
Gb
'Cause I saw on Tumblr that's a pretty girl cigarette
Ebm
Smoked one thinking it made me look cool
Ab Db
Then I threw it all up in the girls' bathroom at school
Gb
And on the weekends, I show up to parties that I'm not invited to
Ebm
Out of spite, I have a good attitude
Ab Db
Dance all night 'til I end up in someone's room
Gb
I say, "I like the way you talk to me"
He says, "I like the way you look at me
Ebm
Hey, by the way, if we sleep together
Ab Db Gb
Tomorrow I'll act like I don't remember"
And that's when it dawned on me
Ebm
That my porn star tits are pretty good currency
Db Ebm
For mediocre sex and a feeling of total fucking emptiness
Gb
I mean, didn't I ask for it a little bit
Ebm
In some strange way, I kinda like it
Db Ebm
That voice in my head telling me, "Good girl, it's working, isn't it"
Isn't it? Fuck
Db Ebm
If I have to feel so disembodied, the body better be bangin'
It's gotta be the type to get me a few likes
Ab Bb
On Instagram and a DM that says "slut"
