Tom: C C C/B Am Am F G C G C C/B Am Am F G C G C C C/B C/B Last night we ended up in silence Am Am G G We fell asleep with the creeps C C C/B C/B I could hear you talking in your sleep Am Am G G I didn’t mean to be mean F F G G So please call me up C B/C Am Am/G Say I’m a spa F F G G Come on patronise me C B/C Am Am/G Smash up my guitar F F G G You can call me up C B/C Am Am/G And tell me what to do F NC Cause I need you C C/B Am Am F G C G C C/B Am Am F G C G C C C/B C/B Maybe you could have misheard me Am Am G G I didn’t mean to cause a scene C C C/B C/B Sometimes tiny things disturb me Am Am G G I never mean to be mean F F G G So please call me up C B/C Am Am/G Say I’m a spa F F G G Come on patronise me C B/C Am Am/G Smash up my guitar F F G G You can call me up C B/C Am Am/G And tell me what to do F NC Cause I like you C C/B Am Am F G C G C C/B Am Am F G C G C C C/B C/B I couldn’t do it, but I wanted Am Am G G To say the words, those precious words C C C/B C/B Always seem to make you disappointed Am Am G G It’s so absurd; I can’t say the word F F G G So please call me up C B/C Am Am/G Say I’m a spa F F G G Come on patronise me C B/C Am Am/G Smash up my guitar F F G G You can call me up C B/C Am Am/G And tell me what to do F NC Cause I need you C C/B Am Am F G C G C C/B Am Am F G C G C C C/B C/B Last night we ended up in silence Am Am G G We fell asleep with the creeps C C C/B C/B I could hear you talking in your sleep Am Am G G I didn’t mean to be mean F F G G So please call me up C B/C Am Am/G Say I’m a spa F F G G Come on patronise me C B/C Am Am/G Smash up my guitar F F G G So please call me up C B/C Am Am/G Say I’m a spa F F G G Come on mesmerize me C B/C Am Am/G Drive me in your car C B/C Am Am/G You can call me up an'tell me what to do F NC Cause I need you C C/B Am Am F G C G C C/B Am Am F G C G