I`d like to come out of the closet, make something abundantly clear I`m not a homosexual, I`m not gay, I`m not a queer I over hear these comments I find them rather strange Cause I like chicks and I love tits and that`ll never change There`s no other reason chicks wouldn`t want to be with me I guess color might be a factor in this liberal minded society First you open your eyes, then I open mine Realize that it`s not you, but me, the one that`s blind They all know how smart I am and I make `em laugh all the time Plus, I`ve got the uncanny ability of singing in forced rhyme Sure, I`ve enver had a girlfriend It`s the one thing which I lack But rest assured, it`s not because I`m gay It`s just because I`m black