I fucked one in the basement I fucked one in the hall Fucked one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall Fucked one in an alley Up against the wall I fucked em all I fucked one in Exotica And then I got the blues Then I fucked a college girl Didn't have a clue Fucked one turning sideways I can't turn em down (?) I fucked em all It seems like balling bitches That's all I ever do Hey you better watch your ass I'll fuck that too I fucked one on a freight train Rolled a load all night Fucked a girl in Pittsburgh Steel is what they like Fucked an operator Yeah she takes my calls I fucked em all