Leave your Sentra in the tow lane Take off from your brother’s wedding Pull the plug on mom days early This is your window don’t you blow it I went and I had a scary epiphany I’m just a magnet for negativity I was born with a gift a special ability I catch most people only on their worst days The jam up and the hassle The indignation of some asshole When we see each other it’s punches Now maybe come across the counter Find me outside your workplace We’ll put on a show for your workmates