They got their board in mall's surf shop They think look cool inside those wet suits But at the beach they just sit on the sand And wonder if they will be able to do What the real surfers can Those are the sand surfers we are talking about They like to surf but they just don't know how Everyone wears surf clothes But at the water don't even know to float And at the beach they just sit on the sand And wonder if they will be able to do What the real surfers can