Don't Hug Me Im Scared

The Job Song

Don't Hug Me Im Scared


You can be anything you want to do
It's totally up to you
A'even if you don't know what to do
I can help you! A'show you!

You can be the guy who types so fast on computers
(A'clackity-clackity-clackity-clack!)

Or you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football
(It's a goal!)

Or you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry
(Order!)

Or you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly
(Careful!)

Maybe I can be the one plants a tree
Cuts it down to make a shed

And I will invent a digital currency based around respect

And I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all
Is that an option?

I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight
(Attention!)

I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams
(Yum-yum! Have one!)

Or you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party
(So it looks smart?) (it looks dumb)

Maybe I can be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net!
(What? There's nothing in it)

Or you can be the guys who fly so high to space Moon
(Aaah)

Or you can be the guys who work as a team in the work place
(Jobs!)

Or you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral

Or you can be the one who gets the post from the post box
(Ahn?)

Or you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush
(Wait, what?)

Or you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horse feet
(What's this stuff? Sor-wh-where's my phone?)

Or you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones
(What?)

You can be anything you want to do!