You can be anything you want to do It's totally up to you A'even if you don't know what to do I can help you! A'show you! You can be the guy who types so fast on computers (A'clackity-clackity-clackity-clack!) Or you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football (It's a goal!) Or you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry (Order!) Or you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly (Careful!) Maybe I can be the one plants a tree Cuts it down to make a shed And I will invent a digital currency based around respect And I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all Is that an option? I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight (Attention!) I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams (Yum-yum! Have one!) Or you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party (So it looks smart?) (it looks dumb) Maybe I can be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net! (What? There's nothing in it) Or you can be the guys who fly so high to space Moon (Aaah) Or you can be the guys who work as a team in the work place (Jobs!) Or you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral Or you can be the one who gets the post from the post box (Ahn?) Or you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush (Wait, what?) Or you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horse feet (What's this stuff? Sor-wh-where's my phone?) Or you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones (What?) You can be anything you want to do!