Omg I'm soo sorry I just saw this
What? Its been a month
I thought you were dead
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call em hoes
If you only need one dick lemme know
Tell me how your day was
Girl, you look famous
Lemme take you out I bet that you like asian
Do your feet hurt?
Girl, lemme rub those
Lemme take you to the mall and buy you new cloths
If you like that throw it in the bag
Imma buy it for ya fuck a price tag
If you do it then you know I like that
How the fuck am I in love after one day?
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for sarah, jessica or kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call em hoes
If you only need one dick lemme know
Baby are you hungry?
Come up to my place
We can kick it on the couch and order postmates
We talking friend zones
I'll be in first place
Even though I know I'll never see your o face
Out with your friends yeah I'll pick you up
Have a sleepover I'm in love
Cuddle all night chimps my love
I just realized we're never gonna
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call em hoes
If you only need one dick lemme know
She said I'm like a brother to her?
Brother zoned?
Bro that's worse than friend-zoned
Hold up hold up. I just got a text message from her
Hey bestie?
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call em hoes
If you only need one dick
That's just life as a simp
I'm so glad I'm not a pimp
Got no time for Sarah, Jessica or Kim
That's just life as a simp
Yeah, I don't call em hoes
If you only need one dick lemme know
