I'm the latex cowboy Come see how I ride On my willing man-pony In tasseled hat and vinyl knee highs It's all I remember Just being a child On that creaky wood floor Peeling cowboy wallpaper With the noises outside Drunk screaming The sound of beatings Bugs crawling in my bed The sad old pervert Outside the window The train coming through at night My grief is like a western Or so I tell myself So I can have some power I tie the bondage now I'm the cowboy plier mouth I pull the teeth right out I rule my bitches with a leather boot And show the same mercy that I was given Oh, my grief is like a western I'm a real gay langland now I'm a victim turned master I tie the bondage now Oh, my grief is like a western Or so I tell myself So I can have some power I tie the bondage now