Tom: Em
G D G D G
[Verse 1]
N.C
I get embarrassed
G C D C G
Talking punk rock with my parents
N.C
Everybody's having kids
G C D C G
I'm still ripping basement gigs
N.C
This stopped being cute
G C D C G C D C
After I turned twenty-two
[Bridge]
C D B C
Oh my god, my dreams are dumb
C D B C
I'm way too old to act so young
C D B C
Will this be fun when I'm forty-one
C D N.C
Oh my god, here it comes
[Instrumental]
G D G D G
[Verse 2]
N.C
Hell yeah I'm scared
G C D C G
Of my choice between two nightmares
At my desk or on the road
G C D C G C D C G
Either way I'll die alone
[Verse 3]
G
'Cause
I don't wanna be forty
Em
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
I don't wanna be forty
C
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
C
I don't wanna be forty
With the only way to express my feelings
D
Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs
[Verse 4]
G
But
I don't wanna be forty
Em
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
I don't wanna be forty
C
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn
I don't wanna be forty
D
Feeling like I never got to do
A goddamn thing I want
[Verse 4]
G
But
I don't wanna be forty
Em
Singing songs about getting drunk at prom
I don't wanna be forty
C
With a weird relationship with my Dad and Mom
C
I don't wanna be forty
With the only way to express my feelings
D
Is through shitty four-chord pop-punk songs
[Verse 4]
G
But
I don't wanna be forty
Em
Saying what the hell am I doing at my job
I don't wanna be forty
C
With the HOA on my shit for not mowing my lawn
C
I don't wanna be forty
Standing on my boat
D C
And screaming at the top of my lungs
[Outro]
Em D C Em D C
That I never got to do anything I want
Em D C Em D C
I never got to do anything I want
Em D C Em D C
I never got to do anything I want
Em D C Em D G
I never got to do anything I want
