Tom: Em
G B
You moved out to the West Coast
D
But it's all about who you know
C
And so you started doing coke
G B
You wanted to change the world with your music
D C N.C.
When you got to Los Angeles you mostly just sat around and did coke
(same chords, twice as fast)
G B D C G B D C
[verse 1]
(back to regular tempo/speed)
G B D C
And you said you'd be happier if you weren't here
G
Maybe somewhere's better
B
Cause you're not there
D
Maybe somewhere's better
C
Cause you're not there
(same chords, twice as fast)
G B D C
Have you considered
G B D C
What you do to this place
C D G
I'm never moving to California
C D G
I'm never moving out West
C D
You wanted to follow your dreams
G C
That's just a business to exploit you and me
D G C
You got an unpaid internship at the dream factory
D G B D C
Cause that's where you wanted to be
[verse 2] (play this bit with some palm muting where you see fit)
G B
And if you ask me to run away, you know that I would
D C
I would quit my shitty job, I would leave my shitty band
G B
And head out West to find a little bit of excitement
D C
Then you break up with me when you see how boring I am
G B
And then I'd have to get a temp job to afford rent and beer
D
And if that's the case then shit
C
I might as well stay around here
C D G
I'm never moving to California
C D G
I'm never moving out West
C D
You wanted to follow your dreams
G C
That's just a business to exploit you and me
D G C
You got an unpaid internship at the dream factory
D G B C D
Cause that's where you wanted to be
[end]
G B D C
then slow down on D and C, and end on G
