Tom: A E D [Verse] A C#m D The brownies in the break room are stale A C#m D I sit at my desk and cut my fingernails F#m E C#m D And I'm sweating through my shirt cause they turn the AC off F#m E C#m D It's the weekend, baby, and they're saving some costs [Chorus] E D A They pay me overtime to fantasize about murdering my boss E D Now I got all these bills to pay A D E D But I don't want to work on Saturday, no! A D E D A D E D [Verse 2] A C#m D Paying off Christmas from 2 years ago A C#m D When I was younger I didn't know F#m E C#m D That you shouldn't use credit cards to pay off loans F#m E C#m D Now I work all the time, but I'm always broke [Chorus] E D A Like, how's it even possible to work so much and always be so broke? E D Now I got all these bills to pay A D E D But I don't want to work on Saturday, no! A D E D A D E D [Bridge] A D E D (x8) A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D I'd rather jump off the roof of my office A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D I'd rather go to church with my parents A D E D A D E D A D E D A D E D I won't have a day off until the apocalypse (Strum once) A D I don't want to work on Saturday E D I don't want to work on Saturday A D I don't want to work on Saturday E D I don't want to work on Saturday, no!