Tom: Em B- 0 G- 2 D- 1 A- 2 E- 0 [Intro] G B11 C C7 x2 [Verse 1] G B11 C C7 We walked around the park at night cause I couldn't afford to take you someplace nice G B11 C C7 You wouldn't hold my hand, no I didn't understand, it was cold outside G B11 C C7 You looked up at the stars then into my eyes, then back down at your phone G B11 C C7 G B11 C C7 and that's when I knew that pretty soon we'd both be alone [Chorus] G Bm Em C Let's not do this tonight G Bm Em C Let's not do this tonight G Bm Em C G Bm Em C Let's just go grab a beer or two I'm sure everything will be fine [Verse 2] G B11 C C7 Sorry you're a really nice guy but we're just leading two different lives G B11 C C7 I love that you stuck to the same values you had back in high school G B11 C C7 But I need a man who's a little more motivated than you G B11 C C7 And I hope we can still be friends as long as I never have to see your penis again [Chorus] G Bm Em C We should see other people tonight G Bm Em C We should see other people tonight G Bm There's just more fish in the sea Em C G Bm Em C I'm sure that you will be fine [Verse 3] G B11 No! What kind of stupid reason is that C C7 I bet there's another guy oh whose got you on your back G B11 Okay I'm not fucking perfect C C7 But you never gave me a chance for improvement G B11 And I know that you were drunk that time you said you loved me C C7 But doesn't that count for something something something something [Chorus] G Bm Em C Why are you quitting on me tonight G Bm Em C I swear if there's someone else I'll slash their tires G Bm Em C G Bm Em C And then you'll see I was meant to be in your life [Verse 4] G B11 C C7 You wouldn't return my texts and you were pretty bad at sex G B11 C C7 And you got drunk the first time I introduced you to my parents G B11 C C7 You're boring and not a nice guy G B11 You're passive aggressive C C7 G B11 C C7 And you have to be the center of attention all the time [Chorus] G Well your friends suck Bm You drink too much Em C You quit all things when they get tough G Bm You always smell like cigarettes Em C I told you I was gonna quit G You're full of shit Bm You're full of shit Em C G Bm Em C You're full of shi~iit [Outro] G Bm Em C Home lemme go home home is when I'm away from you G Bm Em C Home, I don't wanna go home and just be alone in my room G Bm Home lemme go home Em C Home is me and my friends shit talking you!