Every night, a ménage à trois With my cellphone and my laptop Getting tormented by Timehop Remember how happy you were before the breakup? I miss you Or at least a projection of the better things that you do We're both better off now that we're through Now we're both drinking less and working more I'm not the emotional wreck that I was before So if I call don't pick up the phone Cause I can't improve myself until I am alone I miss you Or at least a projection of the better things that you do My memories exclude your negative qualities It's not that you suck, it's not right for me If I go to heaven, I'll be with you for eternity If you go to hell, then you'll have to hang out with me