Tom: Bm D A Drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn D A D7 D G A [Verse 1] D F# For once you can get drunk G A G D And someone else will have to clean your mess up F# G You're making out with a girl you just met A G D And then you stop to text your girlfriend F# "I love you G A G D And I can't wait to see you after the weekend." F#m G A G [Chorus] D A And I'm drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn [Verse 2] D F# G The anarchist needs to borrow A G D Five bucks again F# G No one throws out the gutter punk A G D Even though he smells like shit F# G No one here loves you A G D But they all might think that you're cool F# G A G D If you drink PBR out of your shoe F# G A G D [Chorus] D A And I'm drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn D A Drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn [Verse] Em A F#m F# G Everything happens for a reason Em A Sometimes that reason is F#m F# G A You're stupid and you make terrible decisions F#m F# G A You're stupid and you make terrible decisions F#m F# G A You're stupid and you make terrible F# G A G D [Chorus] D A And I'm drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn D A Drinkin' at a Holi- D7 Drinkin' at a Holi- D G A Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn (x2)