It's Friday night, it's time to hit the streets With a 40 ounce of malted medicine So here's a toast to better days The days when we used to rule the world But happy hour is over And we're left facedown outside Of some beat-up, run-down tavern door Bartnder! It's time I had another drink Quickly before I have the time to think Cuz I'm tired of my life I'm sick of it all So drown it out in a frosted glass of my self-doubt So I meet this girl down at the bar And she recognizes me from our hometown She says: Do you ever miss the days we used to hang out? And I swear that I just stared at her in disbelief I don't know why