Tom: Em C7: 032310 A7: x02020 G/D: 320033 C#dim: 002323 D7: xx0212 A/C#: 043330 B7/D#: 021202 G/B: x20003 Em: 022000 B7: 021202 G#dim: xx0101 G6: 3x0000 Verse 1: C7 G Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, C7 A7 D Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay. C7 G When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on. C7 C#dim G/D B7/D# E A7 D7 G For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. Chorus G A7 If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. D G6 G#dim Am With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line. D G A I'd raise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em one dance for a dime, G/B C A/C# G/D B/D# E7 A D7 G If the Devil Danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. Verse 2: C7 G Well he said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can do. C7 A7 D If you own a home, I've got a loan, tailor made for you. C7 G Then above the racket a voice in my jacket said, "I'll tote the note." C7 C#dim G/D B7/D# E A7 D7 G The devil made me do it, talked me in to it, and that was all she wrote. Chorus Bridge Em B7 Em They say debt is a bottomless pit where the devil likes to play. A7 D I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be hell to pay.