Well I'm the bartender at the Loser's Lounge
And my fame has spread all over this town
I mix the drink that gives the place its name
And what it does to men is a downright shame
I mix gin sin and a little bit a where you been
That's the start of a loser's cocktail
Cause I mix wine time with this'll get her off your mind
And I call it a loser's cocktail
Then other kinda losers come in every night
Take off their rings and slip 'em outa sight
They try to make out with the girls at the bar
Then I mix 'em the drinks that I'm famous for
I mix beer cheer with she'll never know you've never been here
I make them a loser's cocktail
Cause I mix rum for some with yeah that little chick is dumb
Then I serve them a loser's cocktail
No matter what they order they all end up the same
It's what you put in it that's the name of the game
Some of the losers come here to forget
While the rest still haven't even found out yet
I mix beer tears with a lotta wishin' she was here
That's a part of a loser's cocktail
Cause I mix gin sin with yeah I'll be seeing you again
And I call it a loser's cocktail
I mix beer tears with a lotta wishin' she was here...
