As a tot, when i trotted in little velvet panties, I was kissed by my sisters, my cousins, and my anties. Sad to tell, it was hell, an inferno worse than dante's. So my dear i swore, "never, never more !" On my list, i insisted that kissing must be crossed out. Now, i find i was blind, and oh my ! , how i lost out ! I could cry salty tears ; Where have i been all these years ? Little wow, tell me now : How long has this been going on ? There were chills up my spine, And some thrills i can't define. Listen, sweet, i repeat : How long has this been going on ? Oh, i feel that i could melt ; Into heaven i'm hurled ! I know how clombus felt, Finding another world. Kiss me once, then once more. What a dunce i was before. What a break ! for heaven's sake ! How long has this been going on ? Dear, when in your arms i creep, That divine rendez-vous, Don't wake me, if i'm asleep, Let me dream that it's true ! Kiss me twice, then once more. That makes thrice, let's make it four ! What a break ! for heaven's sake ! How long has this been going on ? --how long has this... been going ... on ?... .