Del The Funky Homosapien

Ahonetwo Ahonetwo (Remix)

Del The Funky Homosapien


I'm chocolate like a bar but my name is not Roseanne 
My skin has a pigment reminiscent of a tan 
I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy 'fro 
The longer the hair the easier to scare a foe 
It grows from my head til it covers up my face 
People look and stare when I walk into the place 
I grace the stage I hates the age of charletons 
Now I feel the time has come for me to spar with'em 
Startin' with a swift up kick and an uppercut (Ouch!) 
Plus the funky beat that moves your torso and your upper butt 
Then I manipulate the spectators and I drop a real rhyme 
for the times are a-changin' 
I rearrange my style like a jigsaw 
People jock the styles and the rhymes 'cause it is raw 
Walkin' through the streets of Berkley where I lurk free 
Brothers try to jerk me to the side and try to hurt me 
But perky little devils only get to levels lower than 
the grower of the cannibus plants and I dismantle the stance 
that ya take, 'cause I ache the ear canals 
Many try to flex my neck, but fear the child, so yep 
[CHORUS] 
"Ahonetwo, Ahonetwo, I like it 
Ahonewo, Ahonetwo, funky human bein'" 
[DEL Talking:] 
Damn, fools be jockin' us, you know why they jockin' us? ' 
Cause we got the straight ultra sound, fool. (Mind music!) 
We got the straight ultra sound, fool. We got the straight beat, 
fool. (Ha Ha!) We are the dopest, fool. 
(That's why all the fools at school be jockin' us) 
(Yo, check it, check it, check it) (Check this out). 
What's up Phesto, you know we the dopest...the whole universe. " 
The friendly, many, scopin' up horizons 
Keepin' eyes on the mischievious who flys on 
the tip like a pile of feces, I release these 
mad troops like Dr. Claw with the mad beats 
Sequence that we brings to the world like a flood 
I leap like a tigger and I land with a thud 
Collasal, causin' earthquakes and the earth shakes constant 
Kicks more ass than Charles Bronson 
I pounce like a cat 'cause I think I'm all that 
When it comes to the drums, when I see how y'all act 
The H to the I, oh my, oh man, it slams 
I never came candied like the yams 
Sambo, stands low, never to my lattitude 
Never was a nigga and I never had an attitude 
Never actin' mad at you unless you try to front 
on the D-E like you didn't know the day of the month 
Once they get a whiff of the shit, you know it's funky 
Please keep up your gall 
'cause I'ma ball them fools who hunt me 
Act like you do, or rather act like you know 
Del, Souls of Mischief, Extra Pro, down with Hiero 
(Hierogliphics in the house) It's like that y'all 
(It's like that y'all, ya don't stop 
Check it out y'all, ya don't stop 
Check it out, yo, ya don't stop 
Hierogliphics in the house, ya don't stop 
Souls of Mischief in the house, ya don't stop 
Extra Prolific in the house, ya don't stop 
T-L-E is in the house, you don't stop 
Morris J's in the house, ya don't stop