Del The Funky Homosapien

Hoodz Come In Dozens

Del The Funky Homosapien


Intro: *various media samples* 
60's Frat Rock 
Yet the economy was collapsing 
And there's been a wave of minor bombings against Amer... 
Gang violence is escalating in such a manner I think the 
The mere violence itself has become part of of the gang life 
Part of the thrill 
(Yeah!) 
Verse One: Del 
Thieves in the night stick you in the alleyway 
They might cause fright, they stick you up for Bally suede shoes 
and in the news, and even on Geraldo 
You can choose who will lose a pair of shoes (Yup!) word 
The ones with the Reebok Pumps get their rumps rearranged 
for their change now their down in the dumps (Yup) 
You sprint two yards, to sport em on the first day of school 
and like a fool, you went out like the worst way 
They pulled out a tool, and asked you to remove them 
quickly, I told em not to do it and they hit me (What?) in the mouth 
with the nine, I thought they was like kinfolk (punk) 
I never thought crime would elevate up to Twin Oaks what 
but hey, everybody is a victim 
Hoodz come in dozens, the magic word is (stick em) 
When they spot you and they got you and you can't deal with em 
All because you spent two G's on your Boomin System 
Loud enough for the whole block to hear 
But now they caught you at the light and you're drownin in your tears 
(Punk you better raise your ass up out this car) 
(Come off the car punk 'fore your ass gets blast) 
And never was your fault that your shit was expensive 
You shoulda bought a vault, and now I gotta mention that 
Hoodz come in dozens, read it in the papers 
Seems like everyone caught a little vapors 
You can't escape em, so don't even plan it 
Gangsta Boogie fever has taken over planet Earth 
Now your life is worth a pair of Jordan's? 
Now I wear Vans and my fans think I'm poor 
When I walk down the block, with money in my sock and shoe 
I hate you Mista Gangsta, cause everyone is mocking you 
Now I can't get no rest because your pests keep 
killing little children like their speakers are worth a million 
Plus, it really is a bummer 
Someone tried to get me for a coat last summer 
(Your coat, check it in punk, hahah!) Damn 
Hoodz come in dozens so watch your back 
cause they all on the attack and you'll never know 
when they'll show up, but when they do 
You better throw up your hands like a fan and surrender 
Nigga don't be a pretender 
You ain't the Hulk G 
Give up the cash and all the big bulky jewelry 
(All of it) *In what, daylight?* That's the plan kid 
They don't even care if it's Candid 
Because passerbys mind they own beeswax 
So they like steppin to you like yo I'll take these blacks 
Give up your cash and your jewels without a argumnet 
Otherwise you'll catch one between the eyes (bang!) 
Don't play hero, cause hero plus a bullet equals zero 
Give up your dough and cheerio old chap 
You didn't get a cap busted in your temple 
See, it's just that simple 
Remember that hoodz come in dozens 
(You're god damn right) 
Hoodz come in dozens 
(like thieves in the night) 
Hoodz come in dozens 
(punks runnin out of sight) 
(So gimme them motherfuckin Nike's)