Well here we are again in the middle of nowhere I know that if you could you'd live in the middle of nowhere So go home with the waiter What do I care? You will anyway Here comes your ambivalence It drains the paint right off the ceiling I would like to know where I stand Just for once to end this evening Someone told me somewhere they had seen you Or some parking lot that claimed to be you Holding up the traffic with your nightwear Here's where I check out Don't come running back to me I'm not some kind of charity The way you wear the tragedies It's why I hate Los Angeles Holding up the traffic with your nightwear Here's where I check out Have you met my latest fear? It's got a name so you can call it It comes out whenever you're near Pet its head or just ignore it I dreamed I could change myself I turned into a box of candy You came by and opened me, said 'Oh my favorite, cherry brandy!'