Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot Like LA If you're bad You'll go to hell And jellyfish will sting you And your body will swell Jellyfish heaven In the big blue sea Where it's too cold to surf And it's too warm to ski Jellyfish Heaven Is full of dead Jellyfish People always saying "I won't eat jellyfish 'Cause they ain't got no bones And you can't make a wish" People always shouting "Don't go swimming near those things!" But when they're close to dying You can hear them sing Jellyfish heaven Is not like Japan Jellyfish heaven Is not like Thailand Jellyfish heaven Is a lot Like LA Sweet jellyfish! [x2] I've been dazed and confused For so long it's not true I wanted a jellyfish Never bargained for you Lot's of people talking Few of them know Soul of a jellyfish Was created below! Papa don't preach! I'm gonna keep my jellyfish! I've been tied to the jellyfish Tied to the jellyfish [x2] Oh Lord, I feel like I'm dying....