Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at Tell me everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat 'Cause everything else is obsolete A square with a horn Makes you wish you weren't born Ever'time he plays (ever'time he plays) But with a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing (Tried to sing still) But still a cat's the only cat Who knows how to swing (knows how to swing) Who wants to diga long-haired gigor stuff like that? (Swing, swing, swing) When everybody wants to be a cat No, nothing wrong with that A square with that horn Makes you wish you weren't born Ever'time he plays But with a square in the act You can set music back To the caveman days Everybody wants to be a cat Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at While playin' jazz he always has a welcome mat 'Cause everybody digs a swingin' cat (I swing with that) Follow this Everybody (everybody) Everybody (don't you?) Everybody (everybody) Everybody wants to be a cat Everybody (everybody) Everybody Everybody (everybody) Everybody wants to be a cat Be a cat, be a cat, be a cat