Speed traps andweight stations and detour signs Are standin' between me and that baby o'mine Well I'm two ton over fifty miles from that stateline Speed traps and weigh stations and detour signs I told that dock boss he was loadin' me too full He told me you just drive it son don't worry what you have to pull But that old dock boss don't have a baby like mine And he don't have to worry bout crossin' that stateline Speed traps and weight stations... There's a hard hearted lawman that's a waitin' just for me With a fistful of tickets that I don't wanna see So I gotta find a backroad for this ol' rig o'mine Cause I'd rather see my baby than that old judge any time Speed traps and weight stations... Yeah speed traps and weight stations...