Tom: D
D Gmaj7 D Bmin7
What did you mean when you said you were sorry?
D A7sus4 D
I'm a bit confused
D Gmaj7 D Bmin7
I think you are all for wrecking my guitar
D A7sus4 D
But you don't think you do
G A9 D9
I found a guy who fixed for twelve hundred bucks
Bmin7
But you tell me that you’re sorry
D9 A7
And it's my tough luck
G D9 A7
United sees no need to make anything right
G
Oh, Mrs. Irlwig!
A7sus4 D
We don't need to fight
[Chorus]
A7 D G
If you just come to your senses
D G
Accept the consequences
D Bmin7
Of you letting certain baggage handlers
G A
Smash my property
D G
We could be best buddies
D G
But our friendship has been muddied
D Bmin7 G A D
By a flawed United Airlines policy
[Verse]
D Gmaj7 D Bmin7
I sense tone in your last couple emails
D A7sus4 D
Why is that the case?
D Gmaj7 D Bmin7
Is it that I've got questions
D A7sus4
You've got the answers
D
You don't wanna face
G A9 D9
You've gonne dark and silent as a submarine
Bmin7
Leaving me hanging like Apollo thirteen
D9 A7 G D9 A7
Adrift in space alone with no ending side
G
Oh, Mrs. Irlwig way!
A7sus4 D
We don't need to fight
[Chorus]
A7 D G
If you just come to your senses
D G
Accept the consequences
D Bmin7
Of you letting certain baggage handlers
G A
Smash my property
D G
We could be best buddies
D G
But our friendship has been muddied
D Bmin7 G A D
By a flawed United Airlines policy
