Cigarette butts and a tequila bottle Some pretty little thing that I don't know She was hot to trot, and ready to go When she saw my tour bus had a hot tub And a stripper pole Private planes, public shames Sex drugs, and rock & roll I know I'm going nowhere fast 'Cause I never go nowhere slow From the back of a cop car to the penthouse suite A hot trail of trouble showing where I been My mugshot on the cover of the rolling stone And platinum records on the ceiling of my limousine I'm the same son a bitch in London New York City, and Tokyo I know I'm going nowhere fast 'Cause I never go nowhere slow Oh I gotta hit the road Oh I'm already late for last night's show I stay higher than my G6 up in the sky Every morning's the beginning of tomorrow night Cameras and girls flashing at every turn Shit gets hot out in the spotlight I know I'm going nowhere fast 'Cause I never go nowhere slow I know I'm going nowhere fast 'Cause I never go nowhere slow