Tom: Cm
Cm
[Verse]
Cm
The man is in the house
We 'bout to shut it down
Cm
Every time I step up in this club
I make it bounce
Cm
Don't fuck with small amounts
I buy it by the pound
Cm
And when we pullin' up
Boy, that Lambo makin' sound (skrt, skrt, skrt)
Cm
Got that Rollie on my wrist
You know I had to flex
Cm
And I got those twin chains
Ice climbers on my neck (oh, oh)
Cm
Now your girl want a drink
It's cool, I got the check
Cm
I throw a couple bands
Now she showing me respect (now she showing me respect)
[Pre-Chorus]
Cm
She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
Cm
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars
Cm
She said, "Are you an actor, or a model?"
I get the waitress and we pop some more bottles
Cm
She keeps asking (uh) won't let it go (okay)
Looks like I really have to let this girl know
[Chorus]
Cm
I told her I make slime (slime, slime, sli-sli-slime)
Candy DIYs, post that shit on YouTube
Cm
Children can't believe their eyes (eyes, eyes, e-e-eyes)
Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content
Cm
I don't get demonetized
[Verse 2]
Cm Cm
She was understandably put off by that
Cm
'Til I showed her my million subscriber plaque
Cm
Now I'm feeling like David Dobrik
Cm
'Cause I got her in the Tesla and her friends are in the back
Cm
Next thing you know now we drinking at the crib
Cm
It ain't too long 'til I got shawty in my bed
Cm
Slip into something more comfortable and now I'm back
Cm
And she's looking at my YouTube channel (wait don't do that)
[Pre-Chorus]
Cm
She wanna know where I get this money
How I ball so hard
Cm
She wanna know what I do to afford these clothes and these dope-ass cars
Cm
She's checking out my videos, she sees me yelling
Cm
I'm going crazy 'bout the merch that I'm selling
Cm
Now I'm dabbing and eating spicy foods
Cm
I can't tell if she's impressed or disgusted
[Chorus]
Cm
But she's checking out my slime (slime, slime, sli-sli-slime)
Lifehack DIYs, post that shit on YouTube
Cm
Children can't believe their eyes (eyes, eyes, e-e-eyes)
Yelling loud as shit, got that family friendly content
Fm Cm
I don't get demonetized
Fm Cm
I don't get demonetized
[Outro]
Fm
There is nary a doubt
Cm
I am the slime king
Fm
But I feel so alone
Cm
Will you be my slime queen?
Fm Eb
I can't tell you how long I've searched
Fm
I won't even make you buy my merch
Cm
Unless you wanna buy my merch
Fm
You're totally free to do so
It is soft as hell
Eb
But it only comes in youth sizes
Fm
And there's no refunds
Cm
No refunds
