Tom: C
C Em
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy
Am G
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy
C Em
But Santa never brings the right toy
Am G
I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy
C Em
But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know (you know)
Am G
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (oh)
C Em
You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow
Am G
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro
And so
[Pre-Chorus 1]
C Em
This Christmas gon' be special to me
Am G
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key
C Em
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him, "Please"
Am G
'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree
[Chorus]
C Em
I wanna be Santa Claus
Am G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
C Em
When I hear those reindeer paws
Am G
I'm gonna break the law
C Em Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list
G C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas
Em Am
Nothing against him, it's just business
G C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
[Verse 2]
Em
I made a list and checked it twice
Am G
For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life
C
And I found none
Em
I'll travel at the speed of light
Am G
If I'm Santa now does that mean that I sleep with Santa's wife?
C
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah)
Em
Fire in my fireplace
Am G
Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay
C
He gon' die, son
Em
I'mma wake up Christmas day
Am G
With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make
C
They're my prisoners
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Em
I'll never understand why this is
Am G
The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is
C Em
How do people not believe that Santa exists?
Am G C
In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these gifts they didn't buy?
[Chorus]
Em
I wanna be Santa Claus
Am G
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus
C Em
When I hear those reindeer paws
Am G
I'm gonna break the law
C Em Am
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list
G C
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas
Em Am
Nothing against him, it's just business
G C
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
