Did I step on your trumpet
Or did I lump
Lump them in with you
I put your name on the ballot
'Cause you should run
Though you don't want to
I've been called the wet blanket
By cranks who I out rank with no thanks
Who do not have a
Clue
Yes I know how to be quiet just one more thing
I made you something
I wrote for you a lovely sonnet
'Bout two great friends
Your truly and you
We'll grant just one social skill
Share a gesture of goodwill
How
I try
To relate
With my shipmates
Then I just start blurting out the first thing on my mind
How am I looking in your frilly bonnet
With the diamond on it
I guess I better go
I'm a people magnet
When I wear your jacket
Good luck getting this
Pleasing people
Is so predictable
We love you now
Then stab you how many
Time I obsess
And am making a mess
Failing to impress you
In all that I can't do
Would you take care of my pet parrot
And feed him these
He speaks less than me
You speak so much about my casket
My body basket
Did I do something wrong
We'll grant one more social clue
The landfill shall be home to you
All my ships
Sailing relatons
Have finally found
Who I am made out to be
Me and free of
Pleasing people
Is so predictable
We love you now
Then stab you how many
Time I obsess
And am making a mess
Failing to impress you
In all that I can't
Be just who you're made to be
Pappa is so mighty pleased with thee
