I'm in this party
not having fun at all
These fucking geeks
don't have the balls
to be naked
brake-dancing in the main hall
They find it funny
not having sex at all
What saves me, darling,
is alcohol
I am the Man!
I'm pure rock n' roll!
Who are you fooling, man?
I know about your fake tan
What's wrong with the language
of your body and soul?
I was ready to run away from my town, but you said "Wait! Don't leave it behind." But I didn't know what you were talking about, so I said "Hey, what the hell are you talking about?" And you brought me back home and said "I meant your PSP." And you handed me my handheld and I said "Thank you!"
