Tom: A A [Verse 1] A F#m Jaykub, it's time for you to wake up and accept your awards A F#m Inside your tiny little one room apartment of the poor [Chorus] E D A Up on the podium you smile and you wave [Bridge] D A D [Verse 2] E D Well, they all thought that you were dumb A But it's you who's on that stage [Bridge] Bm C#m D A [Verse 3] A F#m Jaykub, you work until the day's done and then you go to bed A F#m And never with anyone to talk to but the hero in your head F#m The hero [Chorus] E D A Up on the podium you're handsome and you're tall [Bridge] D A D [Chorus] E D A But actually you are just hardly five foot small [Bridge] Bm C#m D A [Verse 4] A F#m Jaykub, it's time again to wake up and accept your awards A F#m And go on smiling while your landlord is pounding on the door [Chorus] E D A Up on the podium you're famous and you're strong [Bridge] D A D [Chorus] E D A Then the alarm goes off and you're a sad man in a song