Tom: G G D C G C G D [Verse 1] G D C G Christmas Eve, the first one, in the house we bought last spring C G D Your joke was it was just like me a "fixer-upper" G D C G So we spent half the summer fixing every little thing C G D And the other half in our new bedroom under covers [Pre-Chorus] C D G C And when the weather turned we fired up the big old furnace D In the basement, and we stood and watched it coughing [Verse 2] G D C G Frozen nights, that heater never did make too much heat C G D And this afternoon it died and went to furnace heaven [Chorus] C D G C We midwesterners love talking 'bout the weather D G C This year's temperatures been breaking all the records D G C Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me D G This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever [Verse 3] G D C G House is freezing cold and I'm on hold with AquaCity C G D But it looks like they can't make it out until tomorrow G D C G And in the Christmas darkness, all the neighbors' lights are burning C G D Every chimney with a little smoke rising from it [Pre-Chorus 2] C D G C And every morning on the news they talk about the climate D And its changes and what are we gonna do about it [Verse 4] G D C G Well we got blankets by the fire, the finest discount wine C G D And in your arms it's feeling just as warm as California [Chorus] C D G C We midwesterners love talking 'bout the weather D G C This year's temperatures been breaking all the records D G C Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me D G This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever [Chorus] C D G C People everywhere love talking 'bout the weather D G C This year's temperatures been breaking all the records D G C Our pipes are gonna freeze, but you're here kissing me D G D C G This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever [Ending] C D G This is gonna be the hottest Christmas Eve ever