Tom: Eb
Eb
The man who was usually careful
Bb
met the man who just didn't care
Bb7
they went to the house
of the man or a mouse
Eb
and met the mailman there
Eb
A man with a plan
a man on a mission
Ab
a man who could do no wrong
Eb
they all stood around in the kitchen
Bb Eb
and sang the following song
Eb Cm Bb Eb
I drink beer to improve my mind
Bb Eb
end the the war
Bb Eb
help mankind
Ab Bb
through these dark and trying times
Eb Cm Bb Eb
hey batter batter batter hey, batter hey
Bb Eb
swing, batter swing
Bb Eb
hey, swing away
Ab
swing for the fence
Bb
live for today
Eb Cm Bb Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb Eb Bb Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab Bb
and swing like a man like a man like a man
Eb Cm Bb Eb
I drink beer to boost retail sales
Bb Eb
save those dolphins
Bb Eb
save those whales
Ab Bb
I drink beer for the revolution
Eb Cm Bb Eb
Hey batter batter batter hey, batter hey
Bb Eb
swing, batter swing
Bb Eb
hey, swing away
Ab
swing for the fence
Bb
live for today
Eb Cm Bb Eb
put your life in Jesus hands
Bb Eb Bb Eb
shut your eyes just as tight as you can
Ab Bb
and swing like a man like a man like a man
cuz
Eb Bb
we are men
Eb Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb Bb
we shall remain men
Eb Ab Bb Eb
until we go home
Eb Bb
we are men
Eb Ab
men we shall we remain
Eb Bb
we shall remain men
Eb Ab Eb
until we go home
