Tom: C C C C C [Verse 1] C It's midnight and I give up I'm tired of lying for you Am C I will not hold your hands and pretend I'm your lover C You must admit the turnouts Have all been less than grand Am C There's no more police escorts or the high school welcome bands [Chorus] F C I'm no lie detector F C G Am He's no bullshit talker and we both know who knows F C Am F What should be known to all the au- thors C C [Verse 2] C Now they've put away the kissing booths The chapstick gossip's truth Am C The only donkey they'll be riding boy is the one wearing your shoes C Now they've heard it through the walls Of telephone operators Am C And I found out from someone else, he said he was your brother [Chorus] F C I'm no lie detector F C G Am He's no bullshit talker and we both know who knows F C Am F What should be known to all the au- thors C C [Bridge] F C G I don't care if I'm the only one who's not payin' F C G 'Cause honey I am done staying up all night waitin' C C C C [Verse 3] C Now we're all tying the ribbons of worry to your tree Am C Your passing will make the headlines but sadly no one will read C Just how the town's hopeless romantic, had his heart on his sleeve Am C Died alone in a car park of a local library [Chorus] F C I'm no lie detector F C G Am He's no bullshit talker and we both know who knows F C Am What should be known to all the au- thors F C I'm no lie detector F C G Am He's no bullshit talker and we both know who knows F C Am What should be known to all the au- thors