1. Dashing Through Tile Snow In My Rusty Chevrolet Down the Road I Go Sliding All the Way I Need New Piston Rings I Need Some New Snow Tires My Car Is Held Together By a Piece of Chicken Wire Chorus: Rust and Smoke the Heater's Broke The Door Just Blew Away I Light a Match to See the Dash And Then I Start to Pray The Frame Is Bent the Muffler Went The Radio It's Ok Oh What Fun It Is to Drive This Rusty Chevrolet 2. I Went to the Iga To Get Some Christmas Cheer I Just Passed Up My Left Front Tire And Its Getting Hard to Steer Skidding Down the Highway Right Past the Negaunee Cops I Had to Drag My Swampers To Get the Car to Stop (Repeat Chorus) 3. Bouncing Through the Snowdrifts In a Big Blue Cloud of Smoke People Laugh As I Drive By I Wonder What's the Joke I Got to Get to Shopko To Pick Up the Layaway Cause Santa Claus Is Coming Soon In His Big Old Rusty Sleigh (Repeat Chorus)