Every inch of you looks like a lady So don't get caught here in the city at nite And if you wanna take a chance and go down crazy I sell protection for a price (pre-chorus) Well, call it love or call it murder This is the crime of the century No, don't point that thing on me (chorus) All in all my aim is better Shots as clean as a mean goal-getter A bad man on the run I'm gonna be your dark stranger Contact man 'tween you and danger I'll protect you baby with my elephant gun Every minute counts and you play both sides of the law Mm, these dangorous days Mean nine lives doin' anything at all A lot of folks been blown away (pre-chorus) (chorus) Bang! (pre-chorus) Don't try to use that thing on me