Tom: C
C
Women gotta stick together
G7
Each and every day
Dm G7
Women gotta stick together
Gm7 C7
In each and every way
F
Females helping females
Em7 A7
For the greater good
Dm G
Sisters helpin' sisters
Dm G C
That’s called sisterhood!
F C
Women have the power
G C
The power to make a change
F C
Like this girl should pluck her eyebrows
G C
And those jeans should be exchanged
You really need a size up!
Em Am
Some girls are born tall and thin
Em Am
And some are short and fat
Dm
This girl smells like sausages
G
But there's nothing wrong with that!
C
Women gotta stick together
G7
All across this land
Dm G7
Except Denise Martinez
Gm7 C7
That bitch I cannot stand
C7
Oh, hey, Denise!
C7
Hey, girl!
F
Females helpin' females
Em7 A7
Like this girl here with the blotchy face
Dm G
She banged her best friend's boyfriend
Dm G C
In the bathroom of that half-priced sushi place
C
What?
C
Oh, you didn’t know?
F C
So let’s all spread this message
Dm C
Like Caitlin spreads disease
F C
'Cause a change is coming faster
Dm G
Than Ashley drops to her knees
F C
Together we can clear these hurdles
Dm C
Except Marissa 'cause she’s four-foot-eight
F C
We can climb every mountain
Dm G
If the rope can support Haley’s weight
D
Women gotta stick together
A
Do everything we can
Em A
So if some weird troll named Rebecca moves here from New York and is all up on my boyfriend
I’m gonna
Am D
Lend her a helping hand!
G
Women gotta stick together
F#m B
And tell each other the truth—
Em A
The truth is you're all fat sluts
Em7 A D
And that's called sisterhood
