Tom: Am Am I try to be good to others E7 Am Treat my fellow men like brothers and sisters E F That’s the story I’m the hero in E F So how come I can’t zero in E On why this song sounds so sinister? Oh my God Am I’m the villain in my own story E7 I’m the witch in my own tale Dm Am Though I insist I’m the protagonist B7 E It’s clear that my soul is up for sale Am I’m the villain in my own story E The bad guy in my TV show Dm I’m the “who” in the “whodunit” Am When I go to hell I’ll run it E Am As Satan’s CFO He needs someone to do the books Actually, I shouldn’t do that I’m terrible with money Bbm But wait, how am I a villain? F7 I give annually to UNICEF Gb F And just last week Gb F I helped a lady cross the street F7 Bbm Who was super old and deaf Wait, where am I? Ah, a bird! Bbm I'm the villain in my own story F I’m the bitch in the corner of the poster Ebm I’m the figure in the doorway Bbm Or the Kraken up in Norway F Bbm God who is this song’s composer? It’s like ridiculously sinister—like redunkuously sinister Bm I’m the villain in my own story F# My actions have gone way too far Em Bm I told myself that I was Jasmine C#7 F# But I realize now I’m Jafar Bm We’re told love conquers all F# But that only applies to the hero Em Bm Is the enemy what I’m meant to be? F# Bm Is being the villain my destiny?