Tom: B
B D# G#m
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
E B F#
This is our Christmas and we love it
B D# E
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
B F#
That's the way that California does it
B D# G#m
Even our Santa has a suntan
E B F#
He's also an unemployed stuntman
B D#
Is he even awake?
E
Yeah, I'm just really baked
B F#
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!
E F#
California Christmastime
B G#
It's just a Golden State of mind
E F# D#m G#
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
Put on some pants, Chet!
E F#
And what would Christmas be without
B G#
Historically low mountain snow causing staggering drought
E F# D#m
But hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight!
G#
Super tight!
C#m
'Cause this is California
F# B
And we do Christmas right!
Mmm, so good!
E Em
California Christmastime
B D# G#m
Don we now our surf apparel
E B F#
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
B D#
It's this chick named Carol
E
She does henna tattoos
B
Carol's fifty, but no judgement
F#
She's still finding herself
We're all finding ourselves!
C# F A#m
Okay, there is no easy answer
F# C# G#
For our high rates of skin cancer
C# F
It took my dad's life
F#
And it killed my wife
C# G#
Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer!
F# G#
California Christmastime
C# A#
We gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime
F# G# Fm A#
And all our local reggae bands are white
F# G#
The kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn
C# A#
'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn
F#
They may have gonorrhea
G# Fm
But at least it's not frostbite!
A#
It's not frostbite!
D#m
'Cause this is California
G# C#
And we do Christmas right!
F#
California Christmastime
C#
California Christmastime
F#
California Christmastime
C#
California Christmastime
C#
California Christmastime
C#
California Christmastime
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California Christmastime
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You have places to be, I get it
