The college will teach you to stay where you’re sitting
The bar’s gonna teach you how not to treat women
The church is the last place I’d go get forgiven
All the fun things in life are forbidden
Rich blonde girls drink lattes and take trips to countries
For photos with orphans to show everybody
You don’t need salvation if you’ve got enough money
So I’ll start saving my pennies, honey
And now you know
You don’t have to think everything that you’re told
As above, so below
The liquor’s no good for the ease of your mind
But the good stuff has been outlawed since ‘75
Let’s meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight
C’mon, baby, let’s go get high
'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression
One less corrupt doctor who lives in a mansion
Red blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion
Of blue collar, white man’s oppression
And now you know
That you don’t have to think everything that you’re told
As above, so below
Can’t talk to your dad about your orientation
The porno’s no place for sex education
Then you can’t talk to your wife about masturbation
So you take nice and long vacations
My black friend got shot for running a stop sign
When he reached to his insurance, the cop killed him outright
This clown we elected couldn’t call it a crime
It should make every decent man cry
'Cause by now we all know
That you don’t have to think everything that you’re told
As above, so below
