I never win first place I don't support the team I can't take direction And my socks are never clean Teachers dated me My parents hated me I was always in a fight Cause I can do nothing right Everyday I fight a war against the mirror Can't take the person staring back at me I'm a hazard to myself Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy It's bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else LA told me You'll be a pop star All you have to change Is everything you are Tired to be compared To damn Britney Spears She's so pretty That just ain't me So doctor doctor won´t you please prescribe me something A day in a life of someone else