Are you surprised to hear from me Just called to let you know what I think of you I think you lied to yourself a million times But this ain't the worst of all your crimes I thought I liked you, but you wasted my time O.K. if you lie to yourself, but you lied to me Don't lie so much anymore 'Cause others may leave you dying on the floor I thought you're more than these average guys I must have had two blind eyes No, I don't think you're great, no I don't think you've got balls Yes, I've got the feeling I was talking to the walls You made my mind all twisted, feeling like I never existed I'm sure your brain's so small sized, 'cause you couldn't get a phonecall organized I thought you're more than these average guys I must have had two blind eyes No, I don't believe you're just too busy, no, I don't believe you work hard Yes, I've got the feeling you a kick in your ass to start Don't wanna cry my heart out but you suck, you're even stingyer than Dagobert Duck I'm sure your brain is so small sized, wouldn't get a toothbrush organized I thought you're more than these average guys I must have had two blind eyes